Ron Kut 1996-2008

Ron was a good kid. He was a bright ambitious boy who had dreams. I had come to know Kut during the waning days of Goose and thought of him as a rising star. For a 12 year old he could pound mayors by the dozen and looked older than Hornings. He had a funny way of observing the worst in people and disregarding the good. I loved the little rat. It's truly a loss for us all to lose such potential. I summoned Kulpa to provide justice and a proper burial for the youngster and was blindsided. He launched into a tirade that spared no mercy for the deceased young man. "Justice!" he screamed,"justice was that faggot ripping his a-hole to shreds!". It hit me like a brick wall, I immediately knew Kulpa wacked the poor little bastard with the Palin dildo glass. What a sick fuck I thought as I dared to look at his crazy homicidal face. "Kut was not long for this earth PTJ, he had balls, but he was a fuckin mess!" I felt like I was talking to the devil himself. I needed a priest, but I was left with Kulpa. "He had it commin, he was a maverick, to big for his britches, he wrote his own obituary, that gay little son of a bitch!" It had all the earmarks. The Don and Kut were engaging in man boy sex, and Kut was ready to cut and run. No way the Don was going to let that happen so he jammed the glass up the little prick's ass. Then the cover up ensued: Tragic accident, RNC recall, Palin dildo flawed... flawed my ass! I used to fear the Don, but no longer. PTJ has gone into the witness protection program because of that poor little fella's fate. I can't live in a world where the neo-cons are ass raping our future with heinous butchery.