End of Times Ale

To celebrate the mangled economy and its cut n' stay implications for the Goose, a new beer is reeking. This ETA promises to medically bankrupt everyone down to the last murky drop. Brewed with rotten barley and topped with moldy hops saved from the dumpster, it will taste,"like a rotting corpse, to reflect the state of the Nation," lamented the broken spirited pub brewer. He continued,"no sane person will be able to stomach this shit, just like the market." In an attempt to honor current events that have allowed the dying brewpub to linger, this fetid liquid will be drinkable only in the worst of times.