Thursday, October 23, 2008
Palin Pale Ale
There's a big buzz brewing over Goose's latest curious concoction. In a last ditch effort the dying edifice is waisting $150,000 in Cut N' Run funds as a diversionary tactic. The fading frugal franchise is aiming to silence Cut n' Run critics by buying all ingredients retail(non C n' R)in a tax dodge, buying frenzy freak out. The extravagant shopping spree will produce an Ale that looks great and tastes great, but has no head. Joe the Brewer has been working his fingers to the bone so he can serve this magnificent PPA to real Americans who can afford the upper class brew, not Elitists. This ostentatious libation will be served in a designer glass and is projected to cost around $1200, and you get to keep the glass! Joe will get to pay $100 for a sip which he will be grateful for.
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Why don't you talk about that wack job wise guy anymore?
Apparently this new glass is dildo shaped and is to be inserted directly into the ass. "It's very fresh," said Adan. "I'll have a Mayor," Hornings slurred. "Can I get another badboy?" Rene lisped as the crowd winced. BSC nowhere to be found.
The glass shatters upon entry causing massive rectal bleeding because of Obama. Adan es un pedazo de mierda, no es fresco. Hornings slurs as a result of hundreds of mini strokes, and Rene lisps due to post 57 syndrome.
As for BSC, the most interesting man in the world, he and Olivia are serving as stewardesses with Captain Travolta heading down under. It's in the news.
Ron Kut died of massive hemorrhaging of the rectum, I regret to report. He was only 12. This very sad incident has caused a recall of all Palin dildo glasses by the RNC. The good news-Adan has been indicted.
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