Cut and Run Laminated

In what some are considering the boldest and most daring move at the Goose in months, the storied Cut and Run Menu has been laminated. Days after speculation that the written menu would be replaced by a spoken menu in broken English, the Honchos at La Isla did an about face. Armed with the latest accounting technology, the bean counters crunched the numbers and that equaled lamination. An anonymous source reached by phone confirmed the move and sighted "cut and run" costs as the driving force. The source would not elaborate.