Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Cut and Shunned Memo

As we all know in the Fall the days shrink and darkness starts its ugly takeover. So too do the days shrink and grow darker and uglier at Sams. I was denied booze at 8:01 PM Tuesday as a hapless Hornings looked on with remorse. As a result new rules have been imposed. The 8 PM closing now requires that all employees commence drinking one hour earlier. Anyone not in compliance will lose their discount and all respect. Thank you and carry on.

2 comments:

b triple said...

does drinking one hour earlier mean you'll be starting at 9 a.m. now instead of 10?

Anonymous said...

mark drinks whiskey now, what does that mean for him?